“I got married with a LESBIAN because my friends told me to do it.”
Harsh!
I need a lesbian because that’s what I am. - THE FUCK. ._.
I hate a drug dealer because I was horny. :S
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russelledazzle reblogged this from ayyyohottest and added:
I hate Santa Claus because I`m single. =)) =))
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insignificantmess reblogged this from constantedeplanck and added:
I did a blow job to a monkey because my friends told me to do it =)) ftw!!
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joiceispretty reblogged this from patkrotch and added:
i ran naked with a drunk mexican because im SEXY. :)))))
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bunsonganak reblogged this from moronoid and added:
I got married with an old man because I’m sexy whatda !!
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thuswithakissidie reblogged this from nyota and added:
I KILLED A ROBOT BECAUSE I’M SEXY
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bagenggeng reblogged this from stuckinthisdrama and added:
I married a robot because I’m single.
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stuckinthisdrama reblogged this from babaitaaaa and added:
i shot your mom because i hate my life:/
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babaitaaaa reblogged this from biancadoodledandy and added:
I pissed on a lesbian because I smoked crack. :))
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theaveragegatsby reblogged this from nyota and added:
I smoked weed with a monkey because I’m sexy. xD
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nyota reblogged this from dmnkx and added:
I took a crap on a drug dealer because I’m sexy.
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dmnkx reblogged this from happehwalrus and added:
The guy I like is lucky. His is “I married Madonna.” xD
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loveis-allweneed reblogged this from a-l-y-a-n-n-a and added:
I need a nazi becuase i hate my life. :))) whoa emo much ( so not me)
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rhymesbesideyourbed reblogged this from keepcalmandshoutyolo and added:
an old man because...friends told me to do it.
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xoxothirteen reblogged this from keepcalmandshoutyolo and added:
pissed on an egg...I’m sexy .. :DD
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a-l-y-a-n-n-a reblogged this from invuln3rable and added:
i need a piece of shit because im single. :))
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invuln3rable reblogged this from lovefaces- and added:
I got married with a bowl of cereal because that’s what i am.
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lovefaces- reblogged this from mauiwowwwie and added:
I need George Bush Because I’m sexy =)) haha ?
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livingblissfully reblogged this from dothyriffic and added:
I stabbed a drunk mexican because I’m single………….. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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shakeurbumftw reblogged this from nichellecueto and added:
I WAS HORNYY OLOLOLOL
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danzzheiress reblogged this from blurringrealitylines and added:
pissed on a prostitute because my friends told me to do it. :))))
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nichellecueto reblogged this from dreamwithnicole and added:
I TOOK A CRAP ON A DRUNK MEXICAN BECAUSE I’M SEXY! =)) LAAAAAWLS!
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fayeismyname reblogged this from wonderwomaan and added:
I need Sta.Claus bcuz I’m gay….XDD
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momaynieba reblogged this from kailaaaa and added:
crap on george bush
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kailaaaa reblogged this from kathreenfierce and added:
Di ko ‘to dapat rereblog e. Pero natuwa ako. I smoked weed with a travesty because I was HORNYYYY! HAHA
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