women.

yesterday I accidentally stole a golf ball during a golf tournament and ended up having old men in golf carts run after me and my friend.

I’LL BE THERE IN FIVE TICKERNOCKS OLD CHAP

swordsnspears:

“I’m going to drop the kids off at the ministry of magic.”

swordsnspears:

ā€œI’m going to drop the kids off at the ministry of magic.ā€

britfags are funny

yo waddup tumblrbot

People either care too much about things that they shouldn’t; or I just don’t care enough.

Girls in boxers are hot.


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